Lying for veterans’ discounts and sporting cargo pants aren’t the only ways to commit stolen valor this Veteran’s Day — enter the latest means of lying for clout, faux nipple piercings.
Days after Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS nipple bra sparked controversy, dividing a line between those with respectively perky and gravitationally challenged chests, another take on faux boobs set the internet ablaze: Nipple piercing inserts from Fashion Nova.
Yall come look at this!! pic.twitter.com/hYJH0gNwlP
— LO (@datruth_01) November 8, 2023
Despite touting the pasties as a way of impressing your crush — “he said he loves nipple piercings but i’m scared of needles,” read text placed atop the clip — Twitter begged to differ, denouncing the accessory as e-girl appropriation.
This is stolen valor. https://t.co/4GgrT6i7Y8
— comfy boy (@ihatethiskid) November 9, 2023
“This is stolen valor,” wrote @ihatethiskid.
“I did not get my nipple piercing ripped out by the concrete for this kind of nonsense,” added @brokesingledad, while @doinkpatrol denounced the look as “so f—ked up.”
So take it from these angry Twitter peeps, fake nipple piercings are much like pizza cutters: All edge, no point, and an addition that will make no one want to come near your t—ts.
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